Saturday, October 31, 2009

BB Guns:

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Tommy Moss had one! Sonny Apple had one! Slop Bucket Robert Turner had one! Buddy Stitz had one! But Lewis Butler did NOT have one! Oh ,No! "I would shoot my eye out if I had one!" Guess who was the only kid in Carthage, Tennessee to lose an eye: Lewis Butler, that's who, BUT IT WASN'T DUE TO A BB-GUN!

Well it's just as well. I learned to shoot later in life; probably better than all those guys who had BB guns did anyway! In fact I still hunt every Fall for deer and squirrel because I like to eat them. Venison roast and chili and squirrel breakfasts are my downfall, especially when the champagne flows and the crowd is full of good cheer!

In front of my house on Fisher Hill in Carthage there was a street light probably hung there during the "twenty's". It had an enameled, fluted, reflector and a naked 200 watt bulb. The light it gave out was harsh, but it was at a street light "of that day." If a BB was glanced off the reflector the enamel would flake-off leaving a black spot. If the bulb was hit it shattered.

One day all the "guys" were assembled around the street light in front of my house. Someone said that we were all lacking in intestinal fortitude (the term “chicken” was then coined ) if we didn't shoot the street light out. Of course all the "guys" who owned BB Guns gave the first opportunities to those of us who didn't own a BB gun. We took turns taking "pot-shots" at the light, and when it came my turn I skillfully avoided hitting the bulb because I knew that it would get me into trouble!

Just as my shot glanced off the enamel reflector making an elegant black spot, my mother walked out the front door calling my name and requesting my presence. Mother played a "tune" using a belt on my behind and I accompanied her with appropriate vocalizations much to the amusement of my cohorts in crime! Mother was a skilled musician!

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LEARNING TO LOVE YOUR WALKER

On April 10, 2000 I had both knees replaced. I hear they have less drastic procedures now than I endured. I used a walker for about three weeks.

LEARNING TO LOVE YOUR WALKER: A Sequence of Experiences

LEVEL ONE: Walker Awareness

You’ve seen walkers in various settings: at Kroger, on a cruise ship or at Tunica on your way to the 5:00 P.M. seafood buffet. You wonder why the walkers don’t get along faster and let you proceed. The walkers take up too much space. They are just a general nuisance. You never considered that a walker would play any part in your life.

LEVEL TWO: Walker Denial

You have visited with your doctor and scheduled your orthopedic surgery, and you appear at the pre-operative orientation session. You find yourself seated in a room with a team of Physical Therapists and other orthopedically oriented hospital personnel. They are all discussing the exercises and assistive devices that you will need after your surgery: They show you how to use all the equipment along with how to use YOUR walker!

You haven’t considered needing a walker much less a “sock tube,” or a pajama-grabber, or a shower bench. You are listening to all the specialists, and you still hesitate to commit to the idea of needing these devices. (That’s why it’s a good idea to bring the person who will be assisting you during your recovery to the training session!) You are in Walker Denial.

LEVEL THREE: The First Walker Encounter

You will not need your walker until the second day after your surgery. (You read that last sentence and you understand what it says, but you still do not get it!) It says that you will be using your walker on the second or third day! Yes, you - up - standing up - on your feet using your walker!

The second day after surgery: LEVEL FOUR

You are lying very still trying to get reasonably comfortable when the Physical Therapists (PT’s) arrive at the door. One of them has a long belt over his shoulder, and your walker at the ready! You are about to get up! You think, But...but...but...I’m not ready for this. The PT’s have their own agenda. The belt goes around your chest, and the next thing you know you are UP - facing the business-end of your walker.

With the help of the PT’s you will get up and take a few steps accompanied by much grunting, gurning, groaning and heavy breathing. (Gurning is the making of grotesque facial expressions.) During the second session you will walk a little farther. You will be drained and disappointed each time, but the second session is a little easier than the first. In two more days you will double your distance and speed: Three minutes to get to the hallway, five minutes of rest, and four minutes getting back to the bed.

LEVEL 4.5: Walker Mastery (The Walker Becomes Your Friend

You “enjoy” the rehabilitation sessions and after a few days you are on your way home. It is a surprise that your house is not walker friendly. You have steps at every entry door, there are narrow hallways and tight turns, but with time and use you overcome all these obstacles. You realize that you could not get around without your walker, your new best friend.

You will have reached LEVEL FOUR with your walker when you can put more weight on your legs and less on the walker. You still need it for balance, but you are getting around well.

LEVEL FIVE: Full Use of Your Walker

You are using the walker less and less and only for insurance inside the house. Pretty soon you feel spry enough to go get the mail. You are at the mailbox and you realize that your pajamas have no pockets, so you stuff the mail into the waistband of your PJs. Alas, the mail applies more stress than your waistband can handle. Just imagine yourself standing at the mailbox with your PJs around your ankles, and you with nothing to hide behind except your N.E.S. bill, and your walker!

NEVER CARRY ANYTHING IN YOUR HAND WHILE YOU ARE USING YOUR WALKER. Most ladies will want to hang a decorated basket on their walkers: Most men just hang an old grocery bag on the front. Of course there is the household handyman who insists on duct taping a milk crate to his walker.

LEVEL SIX: Your Walker’s Other Functions

Before you know it, you will be forsaking your walker and venturing forth with nothing but a walking stick. Chances are, you are still using your shower bench. In that case the walker can become your new towel rack. As Martha Stewart ages you can bet that she will be including a walker decorating section on her morning program. Perhaps she will share the pattern for a Walker Cozy with her viewers

Best Wishes for your speedy and complete recovery.

Lewis Butler

Assistive Technology Consultant

Tennessee Department of Education

Bilateral Knee Replacement on April 10, 2000

The small print: You will need a modern walker that can be easily adjusted: NOT your Grandma’s with the rusted adjusting buttons. You will also need the shower bench. Don’t skimp here, because the bathroom will become a dangerous place, and you will be using it after you have retired your walker. If you will be alone for extended periods, you will need the sock tube. (Your feet will get cold! Colder than you can imagine.)

Long and short legged jersey workout pants with elastic waistbands will be helpful. They are easier to get on by yourself than PJs.

Practice your exercises before the surgery. Go way beyond the minimum. The stronger you can make your connective structures the easier your rehabilitation will be. After surgery you must continue the exercise routine long after you think you need to. Otherwise you will become stiff. Isn’t that what we are trying to get rid of?

Friday, October 30, 2009

RADAR

Radar was a dog, of that you can be sure! Trying to discover his pedigree would have been a formidable endeavor. His mother was a Bull Terrier that belonged to the J.B. Gore family, our back-side neighbors at the top of Fisher Hill in Carthage, TN. His father was from parts-unknown and Radar was made of parts unknown.

I was ten years old when we got Radar, or Radar got us. I thought at the time that I must have been the luckiest boy in the whole world: We got a television and I got a dog in the same year, Boy, was I lucky, or what?!

His tail was bobbed, and I worried about that a lot. Didn't it hurt an awful lot to get one's tail cut off down to a little nubbin? I just knew it did!

Radar was not really his name: I named him after the Middle Tennessee State Teacher's College Normal School, Raiders; Nathan Bedford Forrest's band of intrepid fighters of Civil War fame. I got tired of explaining his name to people, and I just changed it to Radar. Funny but no one ever asked about Radar as a name.

Raider was a sweet, cuddly puppy and loved being held and petted. The first night he came to live with us I insisted that he sleep nice and warm beside my bed. I fixed him a box with a soft piece of old bed spread to keep him warm. At bed time I gently put Raider into his cozy box and settled myself for a contented night's sleep. Ah, life was so sweet.

That's when Radar started to whine! It was not really a full blown whine. It was more like a closed mouth, high pitched, pitiful, lonely, groan. When it began I ceased my dozing and jumped up to comfort poor, little, puppy, Raider. He stopped whining when I held him and started to go to sleep, so I, very gently, placed him back into the box. When he hit the bed spread he started to whine again. Two more try's and "Radar" was on his own!

Radar whined off and on all night long. During breakfast I was internally debating the rewards of having a puppy. Mother assured me that something could be done. So we placed a warm water bottle and a wind-up alarm clock in the box with Radar. He thought it was his mother sleeping next to him, I guess. It was great: I got to sleep and so did Radar until the water battle got cold, and the alarm went off about 1:00 AM! We both did pretty well the third night, but Radar slept alone in the kitchen that night.

Radar grew and frolicked and played like all puppies. He was a lot of fun. You could hunker down on the grass and whine as he did on those nights, and he'd go crazy trying to lick your face. A good face-likkin' always cheers me up.

He'd sit on your folded legs on the ground, and when least expected he'd leap and hook his sharp, canine teeth into that piece of your nose that separates your nostrils. Boy did that hurt!

At age fourteen I was forced to discover girls: the very last thing I intended to do! We'd pair up on MYF hayrides in the back of Tuley's furniture delivery truck. Some old mattresses softened the truck bed and blankets were available that the girls had thought to bring.

We took off one cold evening and started north out of town toward Defeated. Radar was in pursuit. I saw him running and was sure that he'd get tired soon and go back home, but Radar was a dedicated dog. We must have gone about three miles when I finally got Bill Tuley to stop to get Radar aboard. He was one happy dog. From then on Radar enjoyed all our "hayrides."

Radar knew intrinsically when the Butler's needed something: He brought home a shag, bathroom rug, and the freshly washed, business end of some one's dust mop. We used that rug for years and years.

Radar thought he was a hunting dog. He'd get in the woods smelling all these interesting smells and did not have a clue about what to do to find their source. I saw him run, slap-dab over a sitting rabbit one time.

Usually in the fall we early-teens would strike out on a "hunting expedition" with Radar in attendance. He would circle off to the side and front. You wouldn't see him for a while and he'd bust through the midst of your column from the rear at a dead run.

One time we were crossing the draw on the other side of Battery Hill when Radar spotted some chickens in the farm yard off to our left. No amount of calling, whistling or threats would deter Radar from those full grown layers. My dad got a call that night demanding payment of a dollar a piece for two dead, laying hens. Radar didn't eat them he just killed them.

We arrived at Minchey's pond one hot summer's day and Radar plunged in. The pond was a cattle pond that had been frequently used to cool the legs and bellies of the Herford beef cattle and the Guernsey milkers. The bottom had been churned into about three feet of mud with a half-foot of water on top. When Radar returned to our vicinity he coated us with the muddy mixture by shaking as only a wet dog can.

Just as in the comic strip “Red and Rover,” Radar met me everyday at recess much to my embarrassment. After all, I was preoccupied with attempting to impress all nearby females, and here would come this terribly ugly dog wagging his butt. If he'd had a long tail he'd probably broken someone's leg.

He loved me even though I was mean to him occasionally. I would send him to his box or make him look ashamed just show someone what he'd do, but he never knew why he was being punished. He was disciplined with a rolled up newspaper, and it worked without hurting him.

Radar was a dog: he did what dogs do. So I wasn’t surprised when Radar was reported to be running with a pack of cur dogs after a female. He came home one night having been shot with a .22 that went clean through his leg. But this time I didn't see him for several days, and I learned later that he was killed along with some others of the aforementioned pack.

Radar was a dog. He taught me a lot about just being a kid by being my dog during the luckiest time of my life.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Welcoming the President

Welcoming the President

I was the band director in the mid-sixties at Macon County High School in Lafayette, Tennessee. We and approximately fifty other middle Tennessee high school bands were to have the rare opportunity of welcoming the President of the United States to Tennessee!

President Lyndon Johnson would be “reviewing” the bands of Middle Tennessee on his way into to town from the airport in Nashville. I met with the publisher of The Macon County Times and it was reported that we were going to play Castle Gap March, a selection of great significance to the President; since it was named for a landmark in west Texas.

We boarded the buses at dawn in great high spirits and made our way to Murfreesboro Road in Nashville. As the sun rose it turned into a clear but icy-cold day. As we stood awaiting Lyndon’s “review” the wind grew stronger and the temperature descended steadily. The wind whipped the brand new flags that had been donated by the Lafayette Jaycettes. Tears began to stream from our eyes, and our cheeks and noses were becoming numb!

We waited,.................. and waited, .....................................................and waited in our sparking new uniforms until we were all thoroughly chilled. The barelegged majorettes could do little more than hug themselves and bounce up and down trying to stay warm. The increasing wind played havoc with our new flags and the color guard was forced to re-furl them. We turned our backs to nature’s assault and stamped our feet trying to regain feeling.

Lyndon was late,......................... very late! Then very faintly in the distance we heard a shrill siren, then another and another until there must have been sixty sirens all rising and falling in pitch at different times. Motorcycles and police cars were zipping by at what appeared to be sixty miles per hour, conducting their siren contest! The Lincoln convertible with the president waving his Stetson was right in the middle of the melee.

We barely had time to get our tribute started when Lyndon was gone over the hill. The enterouge went by so fast he never heard the first note of Castle Gap, nor did he see how attractive our majorettes were, nor did he enjoy the beauty of our crisp, new uniforms. Castle Gap March was carried on the wind far, far away to somewhere south of Murfreesboro Road.

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Well those were different times, and seeing "The President" was a really big deal then. It wasn't long after that, that Lyndon picked up his beagle hound by his ears, and later on showed his gall bladder scar to one and all. I, for one, by then had already seen all I wanted of Lyndon Johnson.


Saturday, October 24, 2009

Duck Hunting

Growing up in Carthage, TN in the 40's and 50's meant that hunting was one of the things you did. I had been initially introduced to hunting and fishing by my father, Huber Butler.

Hunting with my father was safe, serene and usually productive. But the trips were rare because he was a barber, and the business was booming until the late sixties when 'Beatle Cuts' became popular. Dad went on one bear hunt, a few "possum" hunts (for what reason no one ever knew!) but mostly fishing was dad's number two avocation: Checkers was his first!

Hunting with my brother, Bud, was decidedly different, and once or twice was enough! I was about 12 when Bud decided to do me the favor of teaching me all the fine points of Duck Hunting in Tanglewood Bottom west of Carthage. The temperature had been well below freezing for some days and was near freezing when we sallied forth. The mud in Tanglewood Bottom was wet, sticky, and frozen in many places. It was hard going, but I was determined to keep up the pace. Bud and I hunkered down in a clump of trees after a long cold walk.

We eased over a rise in the rutted corn field and heard some duck-like commotion in a low spot with about four inches of semi-frozen water. What we had heard turned out to be three or four wood ducks. We could barely make out their squawking and splashing. We needed to get closer. We began slipping closer, crouching and sliding in the cold mud when all at once the they all took off flying in every direction.

Within that flight of ducks there was one very unlucky duck! Bud hit it. The duck fell about thirty yards out in the flooded field. We had no dog to retrieve the wounded fowl, and we had no hip-boots. What we had was a twelve year old "volunteer " who had no idea how cold the mud and water was! I should have thought of the temperature because there was a thin, clear sheet of ice on the first few feet of water, but it was thin ice! Following instructions from my elder brother who was sworn to provide good and wholesome instruction at every opportunity, I removed my shoes and socks and proceeded to retrieve the wounded duck.

The almost knee-deep water was unbelievably cold so I hurried! HOWEVER the flooded field was full of short sharp stalks of mowed weeds, and it was too slick to get traction. Pretty soon I was unable to feel my feet anyway. So I just slipped my way out to retrieve the hapless foul. The duck saw me coming and resolved herself to be uncooperative by flopping toward the center of the field.

We had failed to notice the bunch of pigs that had made their way into the fringes of the flooded field and were following our efforts with much interest. In the midst of my foray with the quacking, struggling duck in hand at-last, we discovered that the pigs had made off with my shoes and socks and muddied up my gun trying to root it up!

Well, there was nothing else to do but to give chase and get my shoes back. I chased the grunting swine through the weeds and briars, but it was almost as muddy as the flooded section. I could not raise my feet high enough to keep the dead weed stalks, briars and seeds from eating the flesh from the tops of my feet and from between my toes. Perhaps I would not have run so hard had I had feeling in my feet!

It probably was a sight seeing me in hot pursuit of one or the other pig with my brogan in his mouth. Bud did help get my shoes back, and he would have been more help had he not been laughing so hard.

I finally retrieved both brogans by wrestling a couple of porkers to the ground . Evidently my socks had comprised a tasty pig-treat. By the time we made the walk back to the car I was shaking uncontrollably. The car heater gave relief to the rest of my body, but my feet felt the sting of the receding cold. The pain of the cuts and scrapes from the briars and brambles came much later. I eventually located the gun and it cleaned up pretty well.

That was my last duck hunt. My mom was none too happy with my condition, but she figured these experiences were just another little lesson in my life. I never cared for duck anyway.





LEWIS THE ATHLETE


Do you hate stories that begin with a digression: NAAAH, me neither.

Lewis' brother, Buddy Butler was a real athlete. In fact Bud played as a high schooler when he was in the eighth grade. I remember seeing him and Tommy Jellicourse, Ara Phelps, Jim Eatherly and several others play sports in the ‘40's at good old Smith County High. Even after this group had graduated, they played on a regular basis in a pick-up game.

There was a traveling, professional female basketball team who advertised that they would whip anybody's "pick-up" team, in any town. The Arkansas Readheads came to Carthage.

The Carthage amateurs had played together all through high school and thereafter because the school gym was left open to anyone who wanted to use it. These guys could shoot and guard, they knew each other's moves. They had speed and strength sufficient to block out the Redheads. About two-thirds through the game the ladies stopped the game and complained about how things were progressing: they were behind. No one said anything in rebuttal. The game continued but the ladies were frustrated in their performance and humiliated by being defeated in this little "hick-town"! The Arkansas Redheads never returned to Carthage.

I did not follow in my brother's footsteps. I went out for basketball in the fifth grade and "played" through the eighth grade. I was on the team because anyone who "came out" was given a spot on the team.

There were eight or ten kids on the team and during these years, competition for playing time was not an issue! My classmates were earlier developers than I; in fact they had strengths and agility -- “moves” –I would never have. Mac Pelham and I were the "subs." Since we were excluded from the practice scrimmages, we occupied our time by playing marbles, making jokes and paper airplanes. When Mac and I were put into the game you could be sure the game was on ice.

We were so far ahead of Brush Creek on one occasion that the coach's instructions to the team were to let Lewis and Mac do all the shooting. The opponents were of diminutive stature and we were cruising. It was my first chance of the season to play. I took the in-bound pass and dribbled down the court on the right side. I crossed the center line and let the ball fly. It was a one-hand push shot that was actually heading toward the basket! Sometimes you know its going in, you just know it! I knew it was going in this time.

The brown rubber orb was launched in a near perfect arch with a moderate backspin. What a beautiful sight it was speeding toward the back-board seemingly in slow motion. The gym grew totally silent and the crowd became motionless in anticipation of the string music in the Carthage Elementary School Gym. A quiver of anticipation went through the crowd. Every 'pucker string' was cinched-up tight. There was one lady who, in wild anticipation, momentarily lost control of her bladder..................... (One may ask how I could have been aware of all these things during the brief time of this basketball shot:............... just hold your head down until the felling passes!)

This in not a "Casey at the Bat" story: The ball banged into the backboard and went through the hoop. I knew it would, and I was "back-peddling" to get back on defense. The bench went wild with laughter; I wondered why, and the coach was red-faced and was shouting something unintelligible!

The few years of my basketball career yielded either 6 or 8 points..................... That's all ............................Eight points,.................................... it was eight, ...........................................OK?


Thursday, October 22, 2009

The BEAST OF CARTHAGE!

Growing up in a small town in the 1940's meant the frequent use of your imagination. Television where "everything" is seen and heard in high fidelity, stereo sound and high resolution video was just an idea whose time was far away. You listened to the radio, such as it was, and you listened to stories told by others. The listener painted the scenery by powers of imagination.

Carthage, Tennessee in the forty's was a unusual sleepy southern town. All the news was gleaned from the local papers, the radio and the Movietone News shorts shown at the Princess Theater. General George Patton's Third Army was there on maneuvers making preparations for war with the Germans. Our 1937 Chevrolet Touring Sedan was stolen by some of Patton's soldiers, making my family even more isolated from the surrounding world. No domestic automobiles were produced during the war so we walked until well after World War II ended.

It was in those days that the Beast of Carthage was abroad upon the land!

Carthage was/is a river town situated on the Cumberland. The town rests on the slopes centered between Battery Knob and a river bluff each being several hundred feet in height. Battery Knob occupies the north side of town. It was there in Civil War days that artillery batteries of the Union Army controlled Cumberland River traffic. The "Rebels" were ensconced along the river bluff on the opposite side of town and the river approximately one mile away. History says that the opposing forces fired at each other on occasion, however the strategic significance of Carthage was never relevant to the outcome of the Civil War. The ground works on Battery Knob were still evident where the field guns were situated just below the crest.

Battery Knob was a haunt of persons interested in rabbit hunting or walnut gathering or hunting red foxes with hounds. Other than those, no other worthwhile activities occurred up there until the Beast of Carthage appeared!

It all began in the summer of 1944. On the warm summer evenings most of the population of Carthage was outside on a porch or on an old quilt out on the lawn enjoying the night’s cool-off.

On a still, summer’s eve the Beast announced his presence! He howeled with a low, grating, growl followed by a series of fiendish, raucous moans. Thereafter there was an outright roar lasting several seconds! No one in the town could avoid hearing the howls and roars, and the town was all atwitter with speculation about the beast.

The tale of the Beast of Carthage was reported in The Carthage Courier, the Nashville Tennessean and The Nashville Banner. Even The Washington Post reported the phenomena. The Beast of Carthage was bringing notoriety to the sleepy, country village.

The Beast made his presence known every night for a while, then intermittently, but always on warm moist evenings when the night air was utterly still.

Everyone had forefathers who remembered the Panthers that roamed the woods. For those of us who have heard the scream of a Bobcat in the predawn dark can verify that there are few other sounds on Earth as terrifying!

Each growl lasted for two or three seconds. The low pitched moans lasted longer than the higher pitched screams. The concert of growls and moans would sometimes persist for many minutes carrying in the moist evening air. The screams and groans resounded and echoed off the surrounding hills and river bluffs. Most believed the Beast to be moving around the crest of Battery Knob.

Men who hunted all sorts of wild animals were expected to be less frightened than I, a five year old boy, but they were as big-eyed as everyone else when the beast roared. Each hair would attempt to stand straight in its follicle. I know one little boy who always watched his father’s eyes but reached for his mother’s arms.

All daytime conversations centered on the identity of the beast. Some thought it was probably a rogue bear. There was no consensus. As the summer twilight faded and evenings began to fall the whole town became quiet... Utterly quiet, awaiting the return of the Beast.

The beast moaned and growled for enough nights until enough wives had "encouraged" enough husbands to warrant action! Thus, a group of stalwart fellows herein known as the Heroes of Carthage was formed. Their mission: To seek out and end the reign of terror of the Beast.

Various townsfolk had mixed reactions to the scheme. To them it seemed less than prudent to have a bunch of excited, armed men traipsing around Battery Knob in pitch darkness. Knowing the roster of heroes also failed to assure this portion of the population of the impending success of the group.

The Butler Barber Shop was the gathering place for the stalwarts of Carthage in those days, and plans to take action were at long last, made. The action planned was to gather at the Butler house before dark with firearms of various descriptions, to go to nearby Battery Knob, find the hideous creature, and end the reign of terror. And so the Heroes of Carthage proceeded with their mission.

The heroes sallied forth, but alas, the first excursions were fruitless. Tensions mounted. The beast was heard at close range once on each foray, but the heroes could not make contact with the beast. The sound at close range was fearsome indeed, and it made the heroes quake in their boots! It was suspected that some had taken to fortifying their courage by the use of fermented spirits.

Finally an assault was secretly planned whereby the heroes would go out separately and execute the planned foray with great stealth and cunning. The heroes traveled to the base of the knob by secret routes, and proceeded upward without lights in silence. Finally the heroes came together to wait on an outcrop of limestone, sitting among wild blackberry briars, saw briars, cedar and hackberry scrub.

The night air was still except for whippoorwill calls and lonely screech owls. Soon the first roar of the beast blared on the nearby knob! The Heroes of Carthage were at first afraid, and some felt the urge for immediate flight down the knob through the brambles. But as with all groups, there were those with resolve, courage and perhaps a little inside information.

The plan was to spread out and approach from two sides in silence, but this became impossible due to the sanction against using lights. There were too many limbs being released to lash the wide-open eye of a following Hero. Various yelps and expletives were intoned as the heroes approached the roaring beast.

Suddenly the beast cut short his roars! The abrupt halt to the roaring was followed by pell-mell footfalls going away from the approaching heroes! The leader cried, "He's on the run: Let's go men!" The Heroes of Carthage charged and broke from the scrub brush into a small clearing where the fearsome beast had roared.

Before their eyes hung a mysterious contraption!

The Beast of Carthage was discovered to be a lard stand suspended between two trees on a length of plow line liberally coated with resin. The lard stand had a punctured lid and bottom with the plowline inserted through both. The hole in the lid and bottom fitted the plowline tightly so that when the lard stand slid along the rope it moaned and growled in the most fearsome manner! The Heroes of Carthage, were agog, amazed, and most of all relieved not to be staring into the fangs of a raging beast.

The Beast of Carthage had been found! Few were they that had the last laugh at the expense of the Heroes and the town of Carthage. But there were a few. It was a prank that all relished telling for many years to come.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

My First Job

When I got old enough to join the Boy Scouts of America my mother decided that I needed to earn the money it would take to purchase my uniform and accouterments that were germane to the kit. Scout stuff has always been relatively expensive and you just had to have the scarf and the scout knife and the campaign cap and camping gear and on and on and on.

Anna Dalton Butler decided that I needed to memorize a sales pitch. Mine went something like:

“Good afternoon Mr. or Mrs. So & so, My name is Lewis Butler. I am trying to earn enough money to purchase my uniform for the Boy Scouts of America. I would like to show you these greeting cards to see if you might be interested in any of them.”

That was all I needed to say and do: these folks were anxious to reward me in my quest. The greeting card business started fast and stayed that way.

I figured that I needed about $60 or $70 to get all the stuff I needed to be a well outfitted Boy Scout. But sales were so brisk and my mom kept ordering cases of cards for me to sell. When I broke through the $100 level I began to wonder where all this traveling sales business was going!

I was beginning to notice some other things out on the sales circuit. There were a lot of grown men at home in the middle of the afternoon. I wondered why they were not at work. I would invariably encounter a combination of odors emanating from the domiciles of these particular customers. Some were the unmistakable smells of cooking but something else was in the air.

I also noted that the eyes of these men were more often bloodshot and the odor of their breath sickly-sweet. It occurred to me later on that these guys were getting an early start to the ‘cocktail hour.’ This deduction was never verified, but it still seems to make sense.

After our third case of cards arrived I and my dad got mom to stop ordering them. He was taking off from work at the barber shop to drive me around the neighborhoods. And there was a fellow in our church, Martin Myers who had a little greeting card business, and I was making a dent in his income.

When I ended my card selling business we had about a case and a half of greeting cards left. We had cards to send for all occasions for years to come. We may have moved off and left a half a case in the attic in the Butler house: I don’t know.




Tuesday, October 20, 2009

CLOSE CALLS

CLOSE CALLS

There are times in one's life when he has some close calls; I've had my share. In fact, I thought I'd had all of my share until two days ago (August 23, 1988). One of the state of Tennessee's mowers threw a missile of some kind into the front of my Toyota Van. It actually penetrated the metal! What if what-ever-it-was had come through the windshield? I would not have been here today.

My earliest brush with death came at the tender age of five years old: 1945 found everyone in Carthage Tennessee "in town" on Saturday night walking, visiting and window shopping. World War II was almost over and the country wanted to get "OUT". My Dad often barbered until midnight on Saturdays: Shaves were fifteen cents and haircuts were a quarter.

Our automobile, a 1937 Chevrolet Touring Sedan had been stolen in 1943 by some of General Patton's soldiers and we had to walk for a few years. There were no cars available since all steel production went toward winning World War II. We were in-town on a Saturday night like many hundreds of others and were heading home when my mother thought I was old enough to cross the street alone (Main Street) to get two bags of popcorn.

I made it across the very busy street just fine. Folks spotted me, a little tyke, attempting to cross and they stopped to let me pass. But on the return trip I was in the middle of the street when some popcorn blew out of the bag in my left hand! I looked to see where it went and was stopped abruptly when the fender of an Oldsmobile came to rest against my chest! The visibly shaken driver waved me on, and my mother learned a lesson and so did I!

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The second time was when I was a junior at Smith County High in Carthage, TN. I was one who thought he could do anything and most everyone else was willing to stand out of the way and let me try. It is still one of my favorite sayings; "After all is said and done, there's a lot more said than done!" I have always been one who acted rather than talked about it or thought it through.

In my junior year I emerged as one of the leaders of the high school band. I knew that I was going to be a band director and I figured I'd give leadership my best shot. Lots of things worked out well that year, but one occurrence almost cost me my life!

The Smith Co. High School football field is in a hollow made by a spring many years ago. One evening I volunteered to turn on the field lights (having never done so before) in total darkness. I went down to the electrical boxes and opened the protective doors. I didn't know that the switches were on the outside of the boxes. I opened the boxes, standing in the wet grass when my hand neared the for fuse terminals inside: the electrical energy danced over my arm and down my leg. It quickly occurred to me that I had gone too far. I closed the box, found the switch that turned the field lights on. A quick look inside the switch boxes showed me just how close I had come to being killed.

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The third time I was close to death or dismemberment (that I know of) was on a high school band trip to the Tennessee Polytechnic Institute's Homecoming Parade and football game. I was almost run over again by a speeding celebrant.

One time my best childhood friend, Sonny Apple pulled me out of a creek by my hair in order to keep me from drowning! I WAS on my way down! There were many times when we boys were messing around down at the river when we had close calls. We were never really aware of any danger.

I've been shot at twice; I don't like it!

As teenagers in Carthage we were always looking for something "harmless" to do to occupy our time. One of our favorite "tricks" was to put five boys on each side of the street and wait for a car to come. We would yell "PULL" at the top of our lungs and act as if there was a rope between the opposing groups! The cars always screeched to a stop, and we would laugh and jeer the driver for being so gullible.

One night we played this trick on Gerald Maggart's father who was a man short of temper. When he stopped he had a pistol at hand and proceeded to fire it in the air as we made hasty retreat!

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Three of us went to Gordonsville, just riding around, the main occupation of teenagers in the "fiftys." I decided to see just what the '55 Chevy could do going west out of town!

As I hit 70 mph I decided that making the 90 degree turn toward Carthage was going to be impossible so I went straight on toward Brush Creek. Just beyond that point there is a small rise with just enough pitch to get a '55 Chevy airborne. Sonny Apple. was sitting in the middle of the front seat. Sonny's head hit the head liner twice before we slammed back to the pavement. It was very funny about 10 seconds after we had touched down!

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My first gainful employment began at Fred Cleveland’s Pharmacy. The druggist running the store was Gene Oldham was paying off was old man Cleveland. Competition was stiff because Carthage was a small town and there were three drug stores on the main street.

Some customers wanted home service for their prescriptions and cigarettes and I was often called upon to deliver the goods. Gene’s car was a ’53 Ford straight shift that I barely knew how to drive and had no license to do so. It was great fun to give it the gas and the “smoke the tires.”

Evidently some local busybodies had taken notice of my driving antics. One afternoon I was standing in the front of the store with my mind a mile and a half away when there appeared Dave Porter the Smith County Sheriff.

Sheriff Porter got in my face and suggested that I needed to change my ways given that my parents would be disappointed and I would suffer sure and certain consequences if I continued to drive in the manner to which I had become accustomed!

A personal visit from the county sheriff will get things straightened out pretty quickly! Trust ME on that!



Sunday, October 18, 2009

Banjo Night

I was the band coach in Macon County, Lafayette, TN back in my younger days. My dad’s family came from the Union Camp area, and my dad, Huber Butler played in the Brown School Band back in his day.

The MCHS program was sparse in 1962, and we needed a quick infusion of students and resources. I put out the word that we were interested in getting old instruments that were not being used. We received a couple of silver plated clarinets that had been in someone’s chicken house. There was a trombone that had been stored in someone’s attic. The solder holding it together had given up the ghost due to the alternate freezing and sweltering. It was in fifteen pieces! Someone contributed a wire recorder, and someone else gave us a C Melody Saxophone and an E-flat tuba. I have never seen music written for a C Melody sax, and I had to consult my great Uncle Willie Butler on how to play the tuba! We cleaned and repaired everything we received, and students who wanted to be members of the Tiger Band played them.

An old uncle in the Hudson family (my in-laws at the time) who lived somewhere between Willette and Difficult heard that I was a “music man,” and on a warm Saturday afternoon he invited me to his home for a visit. I had no idea that he had an agenda: he wanted to give me an antique banjo.

It was hanging on the wall of his kitchen across from the wood stove and near the back screen door. It was dingy and nasty looking with strings awry, a busted calf skin head and so covered in grease and soot that it almost made me sick to look at it. I treasured the relic, but I had no idea what I would do with it.

When I got it home I cleaned it up and found that the head ring was secured by 20 silver eagle brackets. The wood was well preserved by the pork grease. I ’re-habed’ the old instrument with a new head, new pegs, a few frets and new strings. By then I wanted to learn how to play it. I found the Pete Seeger Banjo Method and set out to learn "claw hammer" banjo pickin'. I learned to strum, whail, frail and finally “claw-hammer.” My learning to pick extended to a two-year period.

One cold winter night about three years later I was living a solitary existence at the White Hotel on the square of Lafayette, TN. A fellow I hardly knew showed up at my door and asked me to come with him saying that he had some folks he wanted me to meet. We went to the smallest cottage I had ever seen just off the square in Lafayette. As we approached I could hear Bluegrass rattling the windows of the little frame house.

Inside there were three people, a man and woman with jet black, longish curly hair playing guitars and singing. Singing loud! Seated next to them was an elderly gentleman in a wheelchair picking his banjo. That little house was filled with the picking' and sangin'. I found out later that these people were the Casey Russell country band. Mr. Russell was semi-famous in rural northern Tennessee and southern Kentucky.

When the song was finished Casey handed me his professional grade banjo. I was flabbergasted, but I've always been game for whatever comes, so I took it. It was a beautiful instrument that sounded 100 times better than mine.

They “jarred down” on another song expecting me jump in. I listened to a verse and picked up the melody, so on the subsequent verses I had my borrowed banjo chiming in. I realized that I could keep up! What a thrill!

There are a few moments in life when something happens that carries you to another level. Those few minutes in that little house turned out to be one of mine. I can never thank that sweet old uncle for his thought and the chance to transcend this mortal plane for a few minutes in that little frame house.

They will never know the joy they had provided me that night.

Lewis Butler



Friday, October 16, 2009

The ’54 Olds

Sonny Apple's mom had a 1954 Oldsmobile '88. It was light "blur" and white. Blur in this case is not a mistype. This particular car had a pinched exhaust pipe, and when the accelerator was depressed, which was the case most of the time, the sound emitted was that of a miniaturized wind tunnel. At seventy, at night, in the country, the sound was distinctive and not readily recognizable.

One very dark, damp, summer night, on the return trip from our regular haunt, Gainesboro, TN, the '54 Olds "blurred" trough the hills and dropped down into one of the long creek bottoms that led to Granville. This was a very flat stretch of road that allowed one to open up and run. The proper term in the rural vernacular is, "sopping-out" a curve. Those not familiar with the term, “sopping” need not be concerned.

The picture then: Two teenage boys filled with fun and hormones, the windows down, the radio playing Fats Domino, Sonny and I talking and laughing at the top of our goose-bumps, "sopping-out" that long curve. The exhaust was somewhere between a whistle and a scream.

Just as we started out of the long left curve we topped a small hillock, and there appeared the white face of a 1,500 pound milk cow suspended in space, two feet in front of the left headlight.

A black and white Holstein was standing on the center line with her ample black rump towards us. She had looked around to investigate the peculiar sound coming from behind, and in that split-second her white face was all our wide eyes could behold. It was henceforth and forever imprinted on our minds!

It is difficult to visualize the size of a full-grown Holstein's face when it is the only bright object in your field of view at 70 miles per hour! I could've sworn that old cow had a face at least four feet long and two feet across at the eyes! That's probably inaccurate, but remember, I only saw her briefly!

Things got very quiet after we went by that stationary bovine!

It didn't take us long to realize just how close we had come to making more than hamburger in the middle of the road that night. I recall during our much quieted ride back to Carthage that I made several promises to the creator of the universe. We arrived back in Carthage a few minutes later than we would have had we not encountered the cow. And thus far the creator and I have done pretty well by each other.


Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Beulahland

Beulahland

There is a settlement northwest of "greater Carthage" on the old Monoville Road known as Beulahland. The residents are descendants of river folks who lived on “unclaimed land” along the Cumberland River. These hearty souls were "spirit filled" most every night and especially on weekends. The term "spirit filled" has two distinct meanings that relate to two very different human conditions: I am referring to both.

I am not a member of any organized religious group: I am a Methodist. For all I know the Holy Rollers in Beulahland may be more organized than I can imagine. The sounds of raucous singing and shouting, accompanied by guitar, tambourine, banjo and an drum resonate in the hollow below. The din from the clapboard church proves that the worshipers truly are "spirit filled".

The winding road through Beulahland is barely wide enough to allow oncoming traffic to pass without sideswiping. However, more frequently than not, an individual who is more than sufficiently filled with spiritus fermenti will sideswipe a car parked along the narrow road.

The houses in Beulahland at one time could be categorized as run-down shacks. Having the status of “a shack” is bad enough, but “a run-down shack” is one that was constructed from packing boxes and corrugated tin roofing blown off an old barn and found along the road. There was a family squatting on Jerry Gardenhire’s property just above the river. Their run-down shack had dogs, chickens, adults and children all living together. The abode became such a mess that instead of cleaning it up someone just set fire to it.

My father, Huber Butler served on the Carthage City Council in the 1960's and '70's. During those days the good people of Carthage clamored for improvement. Somehow the word got out that the Beulahland shacks were to be razed and the residents moved to public housing!

Beulahland property titles are unclear to say the least, but to live independently no matter the circumstances is cherished. Not long after the rumor went forth a few members of the Carthage City Council appeared in Beulahland wearing white shirts and dark ties, carrying clipboards, and making occasional notes. No council person said anything to any Beulahland resident they just looked around and jotted stuff down.

Without any further ado the shacks of Beulahland began to receive paint, stabilization of the foundations, and even aluminum siding in a few cases. Beulahland was drastically transformed! Flower beds were constructed and "yards" were cleared of tires, junk cars, batteries and broken toys. Even the church received a new roof and a coat of gleaming white paint.

The routes to Monoville, Pleasant Shade and points north and west were changed to by pass Beulahland. But Beulahland remains in pretty good shape some forty years after the city council made its foray. You can surely bet that joyous worshipers still make the Beulahland hillside ring with spirits on hot summer nights!



Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Seeking My Fortune in Black Walnuts

On Becoming a Businessman

Every kid tries selling lemonade, and I did too; probably with the same disappointing results as other kids. I tried raising chickens in a backyard coop for my 4-H Club project. Little did I realize that I was required to monitor what they ate and drank and keep detailed records! As it turned out my “project” began shrinking as one-by-one they were fried up in Mom’s trusty skillet.

We got our first television set at my age ten. It was Westinghouse. The viewing choices were travelogues that were fuzzy and distorted. They were followed by screen-static and then the test pattern that proclaimed that WSM was owned by the National Life and Accident Insurance Company of Nashville, Tennessee. We sat patiently watching the WSM Shield while the next travelogue was cued up. Thank goodness travel films were soon replaced with Howdy Dooty, Ruffin’ Ready Westerns, local news and John Cameron Swayze on NBC.

The Nashville stations offered brief news and weather programs followed by reports on the war on the Korean Peninsula. There were local advertisements during the shows. Some of these ads were presented by retailers who were utterly inept at on-camera performances. One professional announcer, “Smiling Eddie Hill,” proclaimed how one could make big money selling black walnuts. The film running behind him showed the machine chipping off the green walnut hulls flinging them into the air while the black walnuts dropped into a big bin. It was a sight to see and excited me since I knew where there was a big walnut tree just waiting for harvesting.

I mentally rehearsed the satisfaction of standing there watching the walnuts I had gathered being loaded into the huller and seeing the chipped-off hulls flying through the air. Then I could almost feel the dollars, glorious “greenbacks” being counted into my hand until they made a big pile. The smiling proprietor of the produce house was broad and warm-hearted in my imagination!

I had a plan: I borrowed Buddy Stilz’s wagon, the one we used to descend Fisher Hill. However on one trip Buddy had let the tongue wobble, and as the front wheels skewed to the side we were hurled into the air and then to the asphalt street scraping knees and elbows in the process. No teeth were lost on this excursion.

I found big burlap sacks in Mrs. Apple’s barn and located bailing twine to tie the tops of the sacks. I had all I needed to seek my fortune in black walnuts.

Carthage in the ‘50’s was a small village. A teenager on a bike could go all the way across town from the fairgrounds to the end of the old river bridge in about ten minutes, and probably less if he really burns some pavement. One could walk from any part of town to the fairgrounds in thirty minutes. My designated walnut tree was on the hillside above the fairgrounds: That made my journey about half a mile up to the tree and about a mile back to the produce house down on the river.

I sallied forth right after school on a cold November afternoon . My spirits were high in anticipation of gathering the bounty given freely by Mother Nature to pad my pockets with uncounted riches. The wagon was a steel Radio Flyer with low sides, and I wondered if I would have trouble keeping two huge bags of walnuts from falling out. I dismissed the problem forthwith.

There was a gate just beyond the fairgrounds that allowed access to the track leading up through the gap between Battery Knob and Mike Hill. The track was not an actual “road.” but rather a rocky affair where walking was difficult. On closer inspection I soon realized that the rocks just filled in between limestone ledges jutting out every few feet. It was a difficult climb, but I finally made it high enough to be even with my bounteous walnut tree.

It was a splendid specimen, tall and straight, with all the leaves dropped and loaded with big green-hulled, black walnuts! The walnuts proved to be a proud product of Mother Nature, almost the size of baseballs.

Standing on the track I encountered a rickety wire fence separating me from my quarry. The wagon had to remain in the track since I could not get it over the fence and into the deep gully just beyond. The tree was loaded with walnuts, but it was about thirty yards up on the steep side of Mike Hill. The town-side of Mike Hill is not particularly steep, but the northwest side facing Battery Knob was very steep.

I got myself and my sacks over the fence and down in the gully after much hard scrabbling. There, straight above me was the tree. I found a few walnuts in the gully: That was where I had hoped to find the mother lode. The bulk of the crop remained on the tree. I would have to find a big limb to throw to knock the nuts down.

My first throw taught me a few lessons: (1) That I should get higher on the hillside before throwing the limb: as it was, I could not hit even the lowest limb from the bottom of the gully. (2) That I should not stand under a large flying limb that was bound to come down in my immediate vicinity: standing in the gully I had no place to run! (3) This operation was not going to be as easy as I had hoped.

I scrambled up the side of Mike Hill until I was able to fling the limb with the desired effect. My first throw from my new position taught me a few more lessons: (1) That these walnuts were not going to be easily dislodged: my first throw brought down only three or four walnuts. (2) That every time the limb was thrown it wound up in the bottom of the gully and had to be retrieved requiring considerable effort. (3) That this operation was not going to be as easy as I had hoped.

I would not give up while those visions of walnut hulls flew through the air and the pile of dollars grew ever higher. The day was growing old and cold and I finally dislodged every walnut I could given my decreasing strength. I figured that I could still get the booty home by supper time.

I descended into the infamous gully for the final time to fill my sacks. I had almost a full sack and began my climb to the fence when I realized that I could not lift the sack! It must have weighed more than a hundred pounds: I only weighed sixty pounds! I decided that I would put half the sack into the other sack, make several trips, and go through some transferring when I got to the wagon.

Dumping from one sack to the other did not work so the strategy was a labor intensive task. Using one walnut per hand, then opening the top of the sack with my little fingers was not getting me anywhere fast, but what else was there to do? And all the while the cold November day was making my fingers numb and stiff!

Getting back up to the fence sapped my remaining strength so that I was having great difficulty getting the half-sack of walnuts over the fence. I struggled with it until I got it up to over my head, just about ready to push it over the barbed wire, when the walnuts shifted and the sack tilting directly backward over my head. All but four lousy walnuts cascaded down my back and rolled into the gully twenty feet below!

I realized that this project was going to be much more difficult than I could manage! In fact, it was impossible for a ten year old skinny town kid to get it done. So then and there I admitted that fact to myself. I was too tired to cry, and I did not know enough swear-words to make an effective display. And besides, there was no one to witness my tirade! I struggled back over the fence and dejectedly pulled Buddy’s wagon back to his house. It was a long cold walk for a kid who realized that his judgment was suspect.

I did not tell my parents about my adventure in the world of black walnut gathering. A good night’s sleep made my disappointment fade. I just wondered how much money I had missed.

A few days later some country-raised, school-friends of mine were discussing their walnut selling experiences. All their trees were on their own property and on level ground where they could drive a wagon or pickup under the trees and get every family member out there tossing walnuts into the box. These hearty families had seen the TV ads or had heard the gossip and had descended on the produce house with truckload after truckload of black walnuts.

They got to witness the hulling process and received their remittance. I am sure that they had envisioned the piles of dollars growing in their hands just as I had. As it turned out, there was a glut in the black walnut market, and the prices paid for the commodity were minuscule! So minuscule in fact that the following year only desperate walnut gatherers were willing to exert the effort. I was not one of them!

Smiling Eddie Hill was seen only briefly on TV the following year. Evidently the black walnut business had experienced a permanent down-turn.



Sunday, October 11, 2009

Staying Alive

Staying Alive

The summer following my first year teaching was spent going to Peabody College for better or worse. The other summers were spent in various efforts at staying afloat in Lafayette, TN.

Teachers were paid every twenty “school-days” with a Macon Co. Trustee’s Warrant. That meant that you had to have taught for twenty school-days to get paid. I had to wait seventeen school-days for the snow to melt in 1963. That put me nine weeks away from my January paycheck. Summers were also trying in that there where two months, July and August with no income. I had to do something to maintain the sumptuous lifestyle of a country band director!

I thought I could run a summer band program on my front porch. That idea turned into a two-hour babysitting service for mama’s who had some shopping to do. The next year Harris Howser, who was the director of the North Central Telephone Cooperative felt sorry for me and hired me to help with the “change over.” The “change over” was from an old system to the new rotary-dial system.

I did a modicum of paperwork and acted as the office flunky for minimum wage. Hey, it kept me from babysitting a bunch of seventh graders. We had some laughs during my telephone tenure. A fellow who had been having a considerable amount of trouble getting service left a message that went: “This is ‘so & so’ out here on Enon Road. You can come out here and fix this $%#*&^@# phone on Monday, or you can come out here on Tuesday and fix the pieces!” He got serviced on Monday as I recall.

I spent a summer measuring tobacco acreage for the Macon County Extension Office. Tobacco allotments were determined by the total acreage of the farm. Tobacco was the major, if not the only source of income for many “scratch farmers!” One single tobacco plant could be worth over a Dollar. Single Dollars were dear to lots of farmers back then.

I soon learned that there were two types of people trying to eek out a living tilling the dirt, milking a few cows and trying to keep the foxes away from their chickens. Usually the farmer and spouse were amiable and lonely enough to be glad to see you. You had to identify yourself by identifying your ancestors: mine were pretty well known in Macon County. Invariably these folks could work it around so that you became a distant relative. Their hospitality served them better than the receptions by others.

The other type had an “attitude!” He did not want you on his property even though he knew you had every right to be there and that you came with the best intentions. One in particular had done a tour measuring tobacco. He knew better than I how to divide a field so that the total of various areas could be determined. I was “spot-checked” on that plot by a young whipper-snapper about two years out of MCHS. He and I re-measured the plot, and he told me how I had screwed up at every turn. When we finished and figured the acreage, his measurements would have caused the farmer to lose significant revenue. He got pretty quiet after that. I said not a word and went on working.

I had a really good area where I could measure lots of farms without a lot of driving. Before long I was called into the office to learn that I had been reassigned to a very hilly area on the other side of the county. This new area slowed me down so that the money was going to be very short. It seems that some “old buddy” had been given my choice territory. The folks I met on the eastern side of the county were friendlier anyway.

It was an interesting summer to say the least. My dad, having grown up in Macon County gave me some advice early on that I had to apply often during my tobacco measuring experience. His advice was, “Don’t make the wrong person mad.”

It occurred to me after five years of building a band of substance where there wasn’t one before, that “this is all there is!” These and future students were never going to be any better than the 1967 group. However since I had no other alternatives I finished the year with an eye on the horizon.

The summer of the following year was spent working for Dunn Bros. Pipe Stringers out of Texas. A high-pressure gas pipeline was being laid through southern Kentucky into Tennessee through the western part of Macon County. Almost everyone my age was anxious to get-on with the pipeline and make the “big bucks!”

I was twenty-six, in reasonably good shape, and ready for anything, or so I thought. My first day was typical. My first step off the running board of the pipe truck landed my feet in eight inches of wet sticky mud. My second step or jump as it were, was into nine inches of white clay dust. I had just purchased a new pair of work boots to start this job. (Those boots are now over 40 years old and are still wearable.)

The pipe-truck would roll up the right-of-way with five pipes that were forty feet long and thirty-six inches across made of five-eights thick of rusty steel. Each pipe was about the weight of three family cars. The pipes had to be “hooked” by a guy on each end wielding a coarse rope attached to a large cable with a steel hook on it. When both hooks were in place the side-boom would lift the pipe, the truck moved forward without running over the front-hook guy, and the pipe was laid next to the ditch. The huge pipe would swing to and fro and mostly over our heads. It took a lot of pulling and just hanging-on to wrestle the monster into position. This process was repeated for twelve hours each day for seven weeks. For the first two weeks I thought that would never get used to the exertion it took to do the job. I wore through a pair of heavy work gloves every four days.

The pipeline ran in a straight line for the most part. However the pipe had to be bent to match the contours of the hills and glens of the most rugged sections of the country. The blasting crew was immediately in front of us and the pipe-bending apparatus followed us. Prior to all this work the right of way had to be cleared of trees, and the survey crews had come through to mark the route and indicate depth of the ditch.

Because the terrain was so hilly, “tow-cats” had to be employed to hook onto the front of the pipe truck and either drag or winch the truck into position. Two tow-cats had to be used when hills were very steep. One cat would be positioned high up the incline with the second winched to it and positioned about halfway down the hill with his winch attached to the pipe-truck. The top cat had to “dig-in.” That is, the treads had to be spun until a firm layer of rock had been reached. The lower cat had to be able to move up the hill with the truck loaded with ten tons of steel pipe on the trailer.

One day we had the “two-cat” system in place on a steep hill of shale when the “low-cat” operator hit something and “popped the clutch” on his winch. This caused the pipe-truck to careen backwards down the hill completely out of control! No one was injured, but it could have been a disaster. It was such a dire situation that the very experienced operator on the “top-cat” decided to “drag-up.” That means he was frightened enough to quit! He came back the next day, and we were successful in getting the pipe laid across the ridge.

As the pipe got laid we were closer to the pipe yard near Lafayette. The trucks could deliver pipe much faster, and we had reached a relatively dry, flat part of the Highland Rim. We laid six miles of pipe in one day. This was the day when I had to hang on behind the truck cab for several miles back to the pipe yard. I was covered in sweat and dust so that I was unrecognizable to people who saw me everyday and I actually frightened a student of mine I met on the square in town that day.

We pipe hookers otherwise known as “swampers” never sat down! A “swamper” was a "common laborer" with no standing among the engineers and company men. We were expendable! That fact came to my mind the day I was standing still while three tow-cats and three pipe trucks were roaring around. An unloaded truck made a turn while I stood directly in the path of the sixteen-wheel rear portion of the pipe trailer. The young driver saw me just as the truck frame whacked me on the shoulder. He stopped the truck and ran back to see if I was injured. I wasn’t, but I had learned a lesson that day: no pipeline, nor job nor anything else was worth risking my future!

I returned to the pipe yard, sat down in the dusty shade of a loaded pipe truck, “killed” a six-pack of PBR, went to the office and “drug-up!” The boss told me that I had been a “good hand.” I considered that high praise for a “swamper” who had decided to quit. Truth-be-known, the work was drawing to a close because each section of the line was completed by different crews. Our section was running out, and all the talk was about who was going to Alaska to string pipe for the Trans Alaskan Pipeline. These were "interesting" conversations. I was tempted to consider the adventure, but there were other places for me to go and other things to do.

After all the talk about earning “Big Bucks” working on the pipeline; I had made a grand total of $910.00 risking my life every day for seven weeks, twelve hours per day in the broiling sun! That was exactly what I was making in the band room at MCHS for that amount of time, with weekends off.

To add insult to injury, Kentucky wanted me to fill out their state income tax forms! Like most things in my life, I over reacted to the notice and did a little verbal dance in a "stressful moment." Actually I was due a refund since I was not a KY resident. However I found the forms absolutely impossible to decipher: a life-long 'talent.'

I wrote the following on the form in bold script , “I hereby donate my refund to the Kentucky whiskey industry, because everyone who must figure out this form needs all the fortitude he can get!” My note was signed with a flourish! I received my refund in about three weeks.

Thereafter, things started going my way. I finished the summer on a stipend participating in a guidance and counseling project at TTU. We country teachers were involved in sensitivity training: a hot-topic in the emerging “new age of Aquarius.” It was a social experiment that attempted to change our attitudes toward those who were not “our kind of folks.” It turned out to be a horse I could ride out of the rut I was in.

I left Macon County and band directing the following year to finish my Masters in Guidance and Counseling at TN Tech. Then I became a resident assistant and received a “free ride” to work on an Ed. Specialist Degree at Indiana University the following year. I became a "Dorm Daddy" in Wendell Wilkie Quad at IU. A whole new life path had opened it arms, and I was launched into the "Age of Aquarius."

The memories of the Macon County days are sweet breaths of air. I would not have missed them for anything. I’m just glad to have lived through them.